Bubba becomes a Catholic (joke)


Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating red meat on Friday. 

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. 

The priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic.

After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass. The priest sprinkled holy water over him and said, "You were born a Baptist and raised as a Baptist, but now you are Catholic."

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors.

As the priest rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water, which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat while chanting, "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you are a catfish."






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Poor church musician trying to sing Oceans, only to be totally outplayed by a fantastically bad drummer


I love when things like this happen - it certainly spices the song up a bit.



What do you think? Does the drummer make the song better or worse?

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David v Goliath, Chandler v Furtick


Are you David or are you Goliath? Do you believe in justification by faith alone, or do you believe you play some part in your own salvation.


This video shows that you are not the hero, and even if you were you could not bear the weight of being the hero. There is only one hero in the Bible - Jesus.

Please share if you believe this to make sure people know and trust the one True Lord and not themselves.

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That look, when the Pastor preaches on exactly what you were stressing about



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Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark



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